Pardon my bluntness here but let me ask you something:

Are you a great lover?

Really.  Honestly.  Don’t try to blow yourself up here.  I’m not the one to judge you.  Look straight into my eyes and tell me how good of a lover you are.

No, no, no, don’t laugh either.  I’m asking for your own benefit.

You see, I love nicknames.  

Nicknames are fun.  Every time I give someone a nickname, I just feel that much closer to them.  I particularly love giving nicknames to the girl(s) I’m dating.  It’s very endearing and guess what, she likes it too.  The fun part is seeing what kind of nickname the girl might give you.

And… let me tell you.  There is ONE nickname you don’t ever want to be called.  

You don’t want to be “Dildo…”

No, I’m not “Dildo.”

“But a lot of guys are,”  as my girl from Vegas claimed.

Think of the imagery for a moment.  Guys = Dildos.  How funny is that?!?  It makes total sense!  Most guys don’t know the first thing about sexual pleasure beyond kissing, some basic fingering or tonguing techniques and in-and-out hip movements.

No wonder women are so picky about who they sleep with.  They don’t want another lame lover.  If all that they wanted was some in-and-out poking of their vaginas, they could just as well pull out their favorite plastic toy.

Men like that are disposable.  They are no better than dildos.

My friend from Vegas is in her late 20s.  None of the guys she’s been with in the past 10 years has ever taken the time to figure out where her G-spot is.  That’s totally absurd!

It’s like all they do is find a way to stick it in, pump a few times and there… that’s their idea of sex.

If the guys were a bit more sophisticated, they’d have learned something about female anatomy so they’d know a few special sex positions or techniques to specifically stimulate the various erogenous zones (aka G-Spot, Anterior and Posterior Fornix, Clitoris, Perineum area… etc.) and… eventually, after they’ve explored all the technical aspects of sex, they’d have played with speed and depth variation or how rough they’d go at it.

Sounds like a lot of fun and it is!  But great sex goes way beyond that.

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